6 Things You Should Stop Worrying which Men Never Notice In Bed

It’s only natural to be a little insecure in bed. (Let’s just be real for a moment, OK?  But the beautiful thing about men is they not only don’t notice our oddities mid-act, they have no memory recall of them afterward either. They just had sex—what more could possibly be on their mind?! So the next time you let something you’re doing to your face—or something you didn’t do the night before—get in the way of your pleasure, read this and forget about it!

1. How loud you are. As long as you’re not bellowing in pain or stone silent, it matters little at what decibel level you express yourself. So scream in ecstasy or clam up in time to concentrate on your orgasm—either way, they’ll understand

2. How your boobs bounce. If you’re well-endowed, it may feel as if your girls are going to hit the ceiling, and watching them jiggle about may make you long for a bra. But while you’re worrying what they look like, a guy’s just enjoying the show!

 

3. Your weird sex face. You know the one—your mouth open in an “O” while your eyelids crash down, making you look like you’ve been frozen somewhere in between surprise and sleep. Take a look back, up or over at your guy, and I guarantee he’s making the same strange expression.

 

4. Pimples—even the ones you have in weird places. Whether you suffer from bacne, buttne—I totally just made that one up—or have little pink lumps that look like pimples but are actually ingrown hairs, your man is hardly taking a microscope to the mini-picture. His eyes are on the main attraction.

 

5. How sweaty you get. A little glisten or a deluge of waterworks won’t matter to your man. He likes to see you get worked up (and worked out) over him. Plus, oddly enough, the pheromones your body releases when you sweat are another turn-on for him!

 

6. Your stubble. So you didn’t shave your legs last night. Or perhaps it’s been a while since you’ve waxed your nether bits. Men don’t expect us to be dolphin-smooth every single day, every single time we get down. He’s just happy to see you naked, stubble and all.

 

 

 

Credit: Jillian Kramer for Glamour Magazine